similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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