the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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