Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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