I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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