found the other keg... it's in the tree
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She's the barista slut.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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