She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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