sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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