you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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