: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
