My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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