At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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