Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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