How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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