Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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