careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just invented taco cereal.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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