But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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