you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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