whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
...so i touched it.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Randomize
