i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
is it fun? or sober?
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