i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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