quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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