Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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