So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
she looked like the before picture.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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