Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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