the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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