I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
These tits shall not be calmed
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