I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dicks are not precious.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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