No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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