Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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