And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
