So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I will pee on everything he values.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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