so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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