So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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