Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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