Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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