Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Randomize
