I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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