I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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