I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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