Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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