Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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