office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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