I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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