i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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