idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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