Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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