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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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