I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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