I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
