you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
