Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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