She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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