So drunk, too bad you don't want this
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
