i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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