U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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