I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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