You're a womanizer and a bitch.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
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