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I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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